rihanna

rihanna
1. (rihanna) (2907↑, 1373↓)
1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism. 2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract. 3. A joke. 4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll. 5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars. 6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.

Mother: Hey...Hey\! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night\! Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO\! NOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry\! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY\! Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you\! Child: Give me the spanking\! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING\! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)

Author: twistedbabydoll http://rihanna.urbanup.com/2549235
2. (rihanna) (2004↑, 620↓)
n. Chris Brown's punching bag

Personal Trainer: "You sure worked up a sweat in there, Chris." Chris Brown: "Yeah, I was just practicing those boxing drills you showed me on Rihanna."

3. (rihanna) (2186↑, 892↓)
The one of the most overrated singers of all time

Man, Rihanna is so overrated

Author: 599 US Dollars http://rihanna.urbanup.com/2013351
4. (Rihanna) (1477↑, 572↓)
A person that has a huge forehead.

I was playing fight night and I took devastating blow to the Rihanna\!

5. (rihanna) (1061↑, 551↓)
1. Rih-anna (REE-anna) definiton: Rihanna, a mediocre singer who appeared out of nowhere and is one of the worst female teenager influencers. Others being Maraiah Carrey, The Pussycat Dolls, Paris Hilton, and now Nelly Furtado. 2. Rih-anna (REE-anna) definiton: Rihanna, a mediocre singer who, whilst singing about how she doesn't want to hurt her "man", performs the most suggestive moves which contradict what she is saying.

No examples for Rihanna available at the current time.

Author: Canadian Punkster http://rihanna.urbanup.com/1867656
6. (rihanna) (975↑, 492↓)
an [unfaithful] woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out [SOS], she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense

Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder Rihanna: But I didn't do anything\! Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me

7. (Rihanna) (658↑, 207↓)
A really bad singer. Most of her songs are stupid and don't make sense, and very repetitive. Not to mention the fact that every radio station plays them over and over until they're burned into your brain\!

Repetitive: "Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive" "Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh\!" -Gawd, how many time's does she have to say eh?- Stooopid Lyrics: "Cos we both know where I'm about to go, and we know it very well\!" -And we know it very well? Could Rihanna not think of a single line to go there?\!-

8. (rihanna) (1146↑, 760↓)
A singer from the islands that got famous with her hit single "Pon De Replay."

Rihanna runs in the club when no one is shooting.

9. (Rihanna) (525↑, 152↓)
An example of pure modern street trash intoxicating the British population's minds. Rihanna is a singer whose songs are cheap, tacky, [naff] and meaningless. She sings about anything from umbrellas to murderers... Her most popular audiences include [chav]s, [chavette]s and [townies] who think it's cool to hang around McDonalds threatening people with umbrellas. It is also questioned whether Rihanna suffers from a permanent and severe condition of blocked nose. It can be heard very clearly in 'Unfaithful' She thinks her audience is either deaf or stupid as she tends to repeat a sentence around 50 times in each song (ella-ella-ella-ella. YES we get it, thanks.) But perhaps this could be due to her lack of imagination and/or incompetance of coming up with new lyrics. Related singers include [Jay Z], [Beyoncé], [50 Cent] and [Chris Brown]. Rihanna thinks she's the Queen and finds it necessary to have some sort of informal introduction at the beginning of her songs by another naff and tacky artist such as Jay Z. Please. Don't make me sick.

Old Woman at the bus stop: aaaargh the weather these days. And I forgot my umbrella at home\! DAMN BRITISH WEATHER\! Rihanna: That's ok, hunny, you can stand under my umb-erella, ella, ella, ella- Old Woman: I'm NOT DEAF CHILD Rihanna: Yeah, but I am otherwise I wouldn't write such crap music. ELLA ELLA ELLLLLLLA EYYY EYY EYYY Old Woman: Go shove your umbrella where it belongs.

Author: piratescaribbean111 http://rihanna.urbanup.com/3120457
10. (rihanna) (395↑, 78↓)
Quite possibly the most untalented artist of all time. Really has no business in the music industry in the first place, see her singing live or better yet her singing er butchering Mariah Carey's "Hero" via YouTube. Each song she makes is worse than the one before.

Rihanna is a horrible singer and has no talent and should just go away. She is ruining American pop music every time she sings.

11. (Rihanna) (449↑, 147↓)
A beautiful singer with a very annoying voice who will never reach Beyonce's level. Never. No matter how much she tries. Sorry RiRi.

Rihanna's voice sounds like she swallows a million bees.

12. (rihanna) (440↑, 146↓)
a animal that eats pencils has no mates and gives led posining if bit

the rihanna bit me im gonna die

13. (Rihanna) (387↑, 102↓)
Another one of those pop stars who suddenly appeared out of nowhere (like all the other modern pop stars) and suddenly made millions of dollars from false instruments, 'teasing' the audience and looking good. Her voice was never good, she has never looked good and should be shot

News Reporter: The pop queen Rihanna has allegedly been beaten and physically threatened by R'n'B singer and boyfriend Chris Brown Me: *laughing my fucking head off*

Author: Bash her again http://rihanna.urbanup.com/3790270
14. (rihanna) (350↑, 68↓)
A bitch that got beat up

Omg\! did you see that rihanna\!

15. (Rihanna) (318↑, 39↓)
Having a large forehead. Like a sixhead or a sevenhead.

Damn, Angelina Jolie has a Rihanna too.

16. (Rihanna) (333↑, 56↓)
Proof that you don't need talent to become famous. Horrible singer of horrible songs. Should just go away forever

If I hear that damn Umbrella song one more time I'm gonna knock someone out. And it might just be Rihanna herself

Author: runningforstuffandthings http://rihanna.urbanup.com/4759751
17. (Rihanna) (376↑, 107↓)
A singer who got slapped dha shit out if her by chris brown

rihanna: so chris i read your emails Chris: wtf **** slap**** rihanna: im calling the police Chris: oh shit there goes my grammy\!\!

18. (Rihanna) (306↑, 38↓)
The girl who can never remember what her name is.

Rihanna: Oh na na, what's my name? Oh na na, what's my name? Oh na na, what's my name? Drake: IT'S RIHANNA. *1 minute later* Rihanna: Oh na na, what's my name?

19. (rihanna) (345↑, 80↓)
A bitch from the island who can't sing to save her life , but since she has good brain and open them legs for Jay - z now she now she WAS one of the best artist out, until her ass got the fucking shit whipped outta her by chris brown lmfao \! But she got his ass to but since he a guy he gets charged not her. Wtf

Rihanna: WHEN A HERO COMES A LOOOONG WITH THE CHANCE TO CARRY ON , YOU NOE YOU CAN SURVIVEEEE \! * Jay Z: eww wtf \! You suck but whatever how is your brain game ? * Rihanna: I get all C's in school. Jay-Z: No I mean how good you suck dick, come here so I can back your ass on this dick . Rihanna: ok, so then can I sing in front of people, and show them how untalented I am but since im fucking u im still making money :) Jay Z: yup whatever .

Author: Drake's fan x3 http://rihanna.urbanup.com/4150457
20. (rihanna) (367↑, 116↓)
a girl who needs to pack on makeup to hide ugliness who hides gigantic forehead under fringe and has a huge nose

"hey is that a sixhead??" "no its just a rihanna"

21. (Rihanna) (301↑, 58↓)
FeFe Dobson knockoff.

The Bitch is trying to sing like her in her new lame ass album "Rated R". Hoe please. I hope FeFe whoops her ass. Rihanna is NOT original. Get it through your heads.

Author: Youreallydontknow http://rihanna.urbanup.com/4459030
22. (Rihanna) (266↑, 31↓)
A famous singer who according to her songs has a BIG problem

Man, Rihanna sure needs some help. she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.

23. (Rihanna) (314↑, 108↓)
noun, to describe how some people, of perverted nature[ike twochicksonecup or twochicks10000eels]have a fetish of having an umbrella opened whilst it is stuck in their anal passage. also known as umbella, raining on the parade.

Person 1 :"I really want to rihanna, you up for it?" Person 2 :"I'll get the 'brella and KY"

24. (Rihanna) (197↑, 90↓)
Chirs Browns' new punching bag.

Chris' friend :"Hey wanna go hit the gym?" Chris :" Nah, i'll just beat Rihanna"

25. (rihanna) (169↑, 78↓)
To beat, welt, bite, throw out of car and leave a woman, wife or girlfriend.

Man, if that were me I would rihanna that bitch.

26. (Rihanna) (131↑, 72↓)
1. To participate in a brutal fight with your [boyfriend] (which means you have to hit him back) and make yourself look like the [victim] even if you beat the shit out of him too. 2. To have everyone feel [sorry] for one's self. 3. [Menstrual] cycle for [females].

1. Janice: Damn, Xavier and I had a Rihanna. Gwen: Wow, your such a [bitch]. 2. Katie: Aiden is acting so wrong to you, Ashlee. Ashlee: I know, I'm going to pull a Rihanna on him so he can treat me right this time. Katie: Ooh, smart thing to do. 3. John: What's up with Veronica today? She just pushed me out of her way\! Carter: Sorry dude, she's on her Rihanna today. In about 3 more days, she'll be okay. John: Thank God\!

Author: LMAOProductionz http://rihanna.urbanup.com/4062752
27. (Rihanna) (121↑, 86↓)
(v). To viciously beat a beautiful woman for a number of known reasons e.g. The transmission of an STD or throwing your keys away.

That bitch gave me the HIV. I'm gonna Rhianna her ass\! or "Bitch, keep fuckin' wit me you'll get Rihanna'd"

28. (rihanna) (116↑, 83↓)
the act of beating the shit out of somebody and then later blaming it on god

dude 1: yoooo. homie got served with a skillet\! dude 2: fo sho. that was one good rihanna.

Author: laser chestnut http://rihanna.urbanup.com/3730912
29. (Rihanna) (20↑, 10↓)
A dumb black chick with a small head.She's so ugly you can't blame Chris Brown for beating her face in.To "Rihanna" is to beat the face of a small headed ugly back chick.She almost looks like she had retardation with that small head of hers.

Someone needs to Rihanna that nasty ho\! Her head is so small and her face is so ugly\!

Author: Bossofbeefbowl http://rihanna.urbanup.com/5869170
30. (Rihanna) (13↑, 39↓)
The beautiful music sensation that inspires many. She has devlish thunder thighs which could attract any sex. She currently has fire red hair and wears sexy raunchy clothes. She has performed in many venues and done many tours and has a large fan base. A world wide style icon and anyone would fuck her because she is so beautiful and wonderful.

Rihanna = talented attractive female singer

Author: Guns don't kill people http://rihanna.urbanup.com/5848492
31. (Rihanna) (533↑, 663↓)
A recent singing sensation straight from the tiny Caribbean nation of Barbados, Rihanna was discovered during a talent show in her home island. After sending demo tapes to various labels, she was eventually able to perform infront of [Jau-Z], who signed her to his label immediately. Since then, the captivatingly beautiful Bajan has achieved success with such songs such as 'Pon de Replay' (admittedly, played out) and 'SOS.'

Rihanna is beautiful.

32. (Rihanna) (30↑, 197↓)
A great singer. She sings songs like "Umbrella" "S&M" "Disturbia" "What's My Name" " Love the Way You Lie" " Who's That Chick" " Unfaithful" and many others. She is really famous.

Rihanna is my favorite singer. I love her song "Pon de Replay".

Author: Tennislover108 http://rihanna.urbanup.com/5763647
33. (Rihanna) (56↑, 306↓)
An international pop sensation who was born in Barbados in 1988 only to move to New York at the age of 16 with the hopes of success as a solo recording artist. She achieved her first international hit with "Pon de Replay" in the summer of 2005. Since then Rihanna has scored many international hit songs from 2005 to 2010. She has earned 6 Billboard Hot 100 \#1 Singles, the most by any female recording artist since 2000. Often compared to Beyonce Knowels in the beginning of her career, she has now created a definitive image and an instantly recognizable voice and style that has separated her from the crowded field of female pop singers. Known for her edgy and trend setting style, Rihanna is a 21st fashion and beauty icon often featured in fashion blogs around the world and often in trademark stiletto heels and sunglasses paired with high-fashion emsembles. The singer's private life has also come under public scrutiny. She had much coverage for her 2009-post pre-Grammy altercation with then boyfriend Chris Brown which left her in the middle of a media circus. After months of silence and scrutiny, she released her critically acclaimed fourth studio album Rated R in late 2009. Currently at the peak of her popularity Rihanna has sold over 50 million records to date, 15 million albums and over 35 million digital downloads.

Rihanna is known as one of the holy-trinity of 21st century pop hit-makers which includes Lady Gaga and Beyonce. P1: Who's better Rihanna or Beyonce? P2: Beyonce is a better singer, but Rihanna is younger, sexier and cooler. P1: Why does Rihanna swagger jack Lady Gaga all the time? P2: Rihanna's been out since 2005 and dressing sexy since 2007, how is she swagger jacking Gaga? Also, why is Gaga swagger jacking Madonna? P1: Lady Gaga is not copying Madonna, she's the most original artist who ever lived or ever will... P2: Really? Do you know what originality is? P1: no

34. (Rihanna) (248↑, 512↓)
She's new, she's alright. Her song SOS has the copied background music from Tainted Love which kinda irritates me..

Rihanna is alright I guess.

35. (Rihanna) (35↑, 302↓)
One of the most beatiful singers there is. She would make a perfect [Hetaira] and/or [fuck diva].

Rihanna is as pretty as the angels when they sing.

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://rihanna.urbanup.com/5191557
36. (Rihanna) (67↑, 344↓)
1)Jasper's Future Wife. 2) Queen of the Carribean. 3) Princess of R&B.

Jasper: Hey Rihanna I love you, lets get married? Rihanna: Yeah, sure i'll stand under your umbrella.

37. (rihanna) (118↑, 398↓)
A singer that, along with [seal paul], should be commended in reviving a genre that has fallen out of favor 4 almost a decade. Now people will know that west indies pop is more than wearing a funny hat, braiding and getting stoned. However yall cats need to realize they are nothing compared to the GOLDEN AGE of reggae in the first half of the nineties, when Billy Joel, Old-school Shaggy, Big Mountain, UB40 and Inner Circle ruled the charts.

I like Rihanna, she reminds me of those hot summer nights when "i can't help falling in love", "sweat", "river of dreams", "come together" and "oh carolina" was heard whenever a car rolled by.

Author: whoa\! Nelly furtado http://rihanna.urbanup.com/1984961
Related: chris brown, chris, brown, beat, abuse, hit, umbrella, bitch, music, assault, jay-z, beyonce, chris browned, beating, beat up, fight, r&b, funny, song, disturbia, domestic violence, eminem, lady gaga, lame, love, punch, sex, sexy, britney spears, celebrity, chris brown'd, hot, rain, rap, rhianna, singer, ass, barbados, beatdown, beat down
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Нужно сделать НИР?

Look at other dictionaries:

  • Rihanna — während der Loud Tour am 30. September 2011 in Belfast, Nordirland …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Rihanna — Saltar a navegación, búsqueda Rihanna Rihanna en vivo en el Brisbain Entertainment Center Información personal Nombre real …   Wikipedia Español

  • Rihanna — Infobox Musical artist Name = Rihanna |180px Img capt = Rihanna in Kanye West s Glow in the Dark tour Background = solo singer Birth name = Robyn Rihanna Fenty Born = birth date and age|1988|2|20 Origin = Saint Michael, Barbados Genre = Pop, R B …   Wikipedia

  • Rihanna — Rihanna …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Rihanna fenty — Rihanna  Ne doit pas être confondu avec Rhianna. Rihanna …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Rihanna: Live in Concert Tour — von Rihanna Präsentationsalbum A Girl Like Me …   Deutsch Wikipedia

  • Rihanna: Live in Concert Tour — Мировой тур Рианна К альбому A Girl like Me Начало тура 1 июля 2006 года Конец тура 29 сентября 2006 года Концерты 36 в Северной Америке 36 Всего Хронология туров Рианна …   Википедия

  • Rihanna disturbia — Disturbia Disturbia Single par Rihanna extrait de l’album Good Girl Gone Bad (réédition) Sortie 2 juin 2008 (DL) Enregistrement 2008 Durée 3 min 58 Genre(s) Dance …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Rihanna discography — Infobox Artist Discography Artist = Rihanna Caption = Studio = 3 Compilation = Soundtracks = Live = Video = 1 Music videos = 12 Singles = 13 Option = 7 Option name = B sides Option color = crimson 1Option = 1Option name = EPs 1Option color =… …   Wikipedia

  • Rihanna: Live in Concert Tour — Live in Concert Tour Tournée de Rihanna Album promu Music of the Sun/A Girl Like Me Début de la tournée 30 juin 2006 à San Francisco …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Rihanna — …   Википедия

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”